Shimo!!

Down Under

“A wise man shits, but he does not fart” —Confuscious

Cats

Cats are actually aliens sent from a far away planet to watch over and protect us, few know this. How do you think the pyramids were built? Slaves? pssht The Egyptians worshiped the cats and as a reward they constructed the pyramids for them. How did the British Empire become so vast, and why is it in such disarray now? Well, Queen Victoria was a known cat lover, whereas Queen Elizabeth II has umpteen corgies, I’ll let you figure that one out.

He’s literally me.

So true.